Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Commie Comic (the week)

The wife of a very corrupt Communist party minister dies and encounters Yama (god of death).
An array of clocks adorn the wall behind Yama's reception counter.

The wife quizzes on what all these clocks depict. Yama's assistant retorts that these are 'Lie Clocks' recording the lies uttered by humans on the earth.

The clock with the static needle pertains to Gautama Buddha. He had no lies.

Lincoln had just 3 lies to his credit or discredit with the needle earnestly at three.

The wife enquires of the clock pertaining to her husband.

The assistant replies, that is in Yama's office, it is used as his ceiling fan.

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