Reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE:

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome & nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice & heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome but are nice, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice & have money think that women are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after womens' money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think women are beautiful enough.

9. The hetrosexual men, who think a woman is beautiful, somewhat nice and has money, are cowards.

10. The men, who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in women who make the first move.